⚠ Limited Time Offer: Phase 1 Acquisition

Make The Arctic
Hot Again

Why buy a condo in Florida when you can own a piece of the new 51st State? Global warming isn't a crisis, it's a landscaping feature.

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The Investment Case

Traditional markets are crashing. Icebergs are crashing. We are just connecting the dots.

Strategic Terraforming

We don't call it "Global Warming". We call it "Pre-heating the pool". Your property value rises as the sea level does.

Space Force Security

Protected by the world's greatest military. We guarantee zero viking raids or your federal taxes back.

Tax Haven 2.0

Why pay taxes in New York when you can pay zero in Nuuk? (Note: Payment in raw gold or uranium preferred).

Q1-Q4 2026 Master Plan

Jan 2026

Hostile Takeover Bid

Submit offer to Denmark via Tweet. Use "The Art of the Deal" tactics. Prepare Space Force for "Arctic Vacation".

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Mar 2026

The Great Wall of Snow

Begin construction of a beautiful wall to keep Polar Bears out. Mexico will pay for the ice.

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Jul 2026

Grand Opening: Trump Ice Casino

Slot machines powered by clean coal. Waitstaff dressed as Vikings. 24/7 Buffet.

Official Merchandise

Wear the acquisition. Support the expansion.

Physical Asset • Limited Edition (1/10)
Handmade Silicone Art

The "Melting Point" Tray

Hand-poured "Radioactive" Silicone (Dragon Skin). Each unit is unique, UV-reactive, and arguably dangerous.
Includes Certificate of Authenticity.

$89.00 Only 3 left
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Greenland Tower
Best Seller

The Greenland Tower

"Under New Management." The ultimate flex for the real estate connoisseur. Show them who owns the ice.

$25.00 Buy Shares
Nuke Nuuk Retro

Nuke Nuuk - Vintage

Make the Arctic Hot Again. Authentic 1950s atomic aesthetic for the modern patriot.

$25.00 Secure Asset
Space Force Arctic

Space Force: Arctic Div.

Operation Green Buy. Semper Fi-nancial. The walrus is not included.

$25.00 Enlist Now

Meet The Leadership

CEO

Donald J. T.

Supreme Developer

"I know more about ice than the Eskimos."

Security

Gen. Walrus

Head of Security

"Will work for fish. And freedom."

Science

Dr. Meltdown

Chief Climate Officer

"The projections look... very liquid."

Frequent Questions

No, just a loyalty oath to the 47th President and a personal Geiger counter. European passports will be used as kindling.
We prefer the term "Strategic Terraforming" to increase beachfront property value. Why shovel snow when you can sip margaritas?
We accept USD, Bitcoin, NFT of steaks, and raw Salmon. Danish Krone will not be recognized.